House of Trouser


House of Trouser

  • AUTHOR: Redqueen
  • TITLE: House of Trouser
  • CATEGORY: Humor
  • RATING: PG-13 for some language.
  • SUMMARY: Sparks decides that Neo needs to reclaim his manhood.
  • AUTHOR’S NOTES: The product of one too many vodkas and a discussion with a friend over Neo being Trinity’s “bitch”. Please take with a grain of salt… or the whole shaker.

House of Trouser

“Because you, my friend, are undoubtedly… pussywhipped.”
– Will Farrell, MTV Movie Awards Reloaded Spoof


On leave in Zion, what’s an operator to do?

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Washing Day


Washing Day

  • AUTHOR: Blake
  • TITLE: Washing Day
  • CATEGORY: Humor, OC
  • RATING: PG
  • SUMMARY: Trinity rolled over, slowly waking up to the sound of Neo humming. “Monday is washing day and ev-ry-bo-dy’s happy…”
  • AUTHOR’S NOTES:
    • This uses characters from my ongoing fic, but it should still make sense even if you haven’t read that. Here’s a reference of the OC’s so you don’t get lost.
      • Nanu – ‘The new girl’, 16, female.
      • Achi – Zion born mechanic, 25, female.
      • Gavin – Matrix born programmer, 20, male.
    • Sorry if anyone sounds out of character, but seeing nobody makes many jokes in the movie they tend to all come out that way.

Washing Day

Trinity rolled over, slowly waking up to the sound of Neo humming.

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